Going for the Girl’s Next Door!
So you think you’re the Cat’s Meow and all the cats you currently live with are your puss & boot posse. The Feline Frock purrs when you stay home in flannel pjs and bunny slippers, hisses at men as they would a pack of rabid dogs and scratches the eyes out of guy who dares come to the door. The purfect-relationship sends your guy running to Heffner’s Girls Next Door!
Cat-a-gorically speaking, too many cats puts you in line with Edie and Little Edie of Gray Gardens fame. There is something about having more then one cat as a single woman that can send out the wrong message. Cat-lady, spinster, scorned singleton… call it what you like. The smell of the litter acts as a repellent to keep all eligible bachelors away.
Hello Kitty! While you may love your feline friends, you have to ask yourself if you are sending out a message that keeps you from meeting the man of your dreams. In the words of John Updike, Rabbit Run. Be a little more bunny, because remember men are all dogs!
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